Before I was a mom, I was unfamiliar with 2am.
Before I was a mom, my whole house was clean at the same time.
Before I was a mom, reading things that didn't rhyme didn't seem strange to me.
Before I was a mom, my eyebrows were always tweezed.
Before I was a mom, I didn't know that it takes two days before my hair has to be washed.
Before I was a mom, I would never change my diet in hopes of helping someone else feel better.
Before I was a mom, I'd never been peed on, thrown up on, or smelled like spit up.
Before I was a mom, I didn't know it was possible to be completely in love with two men.
Before I was a mom, I would've fixed the hair that's falling out of my ponytail.
Before I was a mom, I watched television programs from start to finish.
Before I was a mom, I didn't know that a person can still function quite well on months of minimal broken sleep.
Before I was a mom, I didn't use words like poopy, feetsies, or tum-tum.
Before I was a mom, the sound of a baby crying would've been annoying.
Before I was a mom, I didn't laugh at drooling, bald men.
Before I was a mom, my dog got more attention.
Before I was a mom, I'd never gotten a flu shot.
Before I was a mom, I had time to chew my food.
Before I was a mom, I didn't know what I was missing.
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4 comments:
This is awesome. Awesome.
-T
hahahahaha! Amen sister! Great post!
Tania
You are absolutely hysterical! The last line says it all. I loved it just like everyone else! I love your sense of humor and how you express things. Cash will sure have tons of fun with you both--wait until he starts talking!
Motherhood is an incredibly awesome thing, isn't it?
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